Mirco Campioni
Greek gods AU where Hiccup is Hephaestus the “disfigured blacksmith” and Stoick is Zeus and he stops making Stoick’s lightning axes because he’s on strike and no one wants to be with the “cripple” so Stoick promises him the hand of anyone in the land if he’ll make the weapons again and Hiccup the cheeky bastard, chooses Jack (Aphrodite), out of spite and Jack is all pissy at first but then finds out that Hiccup is actually amazing and fun and a badass and also yeah HE CAN MAKE LIGHTNING BOLT WEAPONS, and Pitch is Ares (god of war hehe) and is jealous because HE wanted to be with Jack and yeah. COMPLICATED GOD THINGS but I need this AU.
rainbow-king